Stary Nights

Writer's Block: So funny I forgot to laugh

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:24:27 GMT

What would be the best thing about entering the Witness Protection Program and getting to start your life from scratch? The worst?

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My abnormal psychology teacher tells these cow jokes in class when he buy us time to finish writing our class note.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef

What do you call a cow with three legs?
lean beef

What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
moooousic class

You just have to laugh at these. Not the best jokes but they are pretty laughable.

Writer's Block: Your Online Hot Spots

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:40:54 GMT

Where do you spend most of your time on the web?

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Most of my time I just surf the net to find something to do. Other then that, I just play around facebook or myspace.

Numerology Portrait

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:30:54 GMT

Introduction
The ancient science of numerology offers insight into the personality by assigning numeric values to names and birth dates, calculating numerological values and then interpreting the results.

To calculate the values used in numerology, all digits of a number are first added together. If the outcome is a number with more than one digit, the resulting digits are added together again until they are reduced to a single digit. For example, the number 27 is reduced by adding 2 + 7 to get 9. The number 1974 is reduced by adding 1 + 9 + 7 + 4 to get 21; then 21 is further reduced by adding 2 + 1 to get 3. All numbers are reduced to single digits between 1 and 9 except the special master number 11, which is not reduced in numerological calculations.

Letters are first converted into numbers, which are then added together until they become a single digit. The letter A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc.; M = 13, which becomes 1 + 3 = 4. For example, the name Amy is equal to 1 + 4 + 7 = 12. 12 is then further reduced by adding 1 + 2 to get 3.

Your Numerology Portrait applies the results of several calculations to provide insight into the most important aspects of your personality. If you have a Y in your name, please consult the table for further information on how we treat that letter's dual nature as consonant and vowel.

        Your soul number reveals your inner, private self, the underlying motivations that influence your decisions and actions, your subconscious desires and your most deeply ingrained attitudes. (It is determined by adding the values for the vowels in your full birth name.)

        Your personality number reflects how you express yourself outwardly; it addresses your appearance and the image you present, the way others see you, your power of attraction and the surroundings you enjoy most. (It is determined by adding the values for the consonants in your full birth name.)

        Your destiny number represents your overall aims and the path you will follow in order to accomplish your life's purpose. (It is determined by adding the values for all the letters in your full birth name.)

        Your career number shows your talents and gifts and the types of careers or vocations you are most suited for. (It is determined by adding the digits of your birth date.)

        Your missing number or numbers show your challenges and the areas in your nature you should concentrate on. (They are whatever numbers are not represented in your full birth name.) However, if a number is missing from your full birth name but does appear in your portrait as your soul number, your personality number or your destiny number, then it is not considered a missing number.

        The first initial of your name indicates the most significant quality of your personality and the traits that make you unique in the eyes of other people.

        The first vowel of your name reveals your instinctive reaction to people and situations.

Your Numerology Portrait is based on the following calculations:

Is Y considered a consonant or a vowel?

- If your first name begins with Y, then Y will appear in the "first vowel" section of your portrait. All other sections of your portrait will treat that Y as a consonant.

- If a Y appears in any other position in your first, middle or last name, it will be considered a consonant if preceded by a vowel and vice versa.

Total for each letter:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
A=3 B=0 C=0 D=1 E=3 F=0 G=0 H=0 I=1
J=0 K=0 L=1 M=0 N=1 O=1 P=0 Q=0 R=3
S=1 T=1 U=0 V=0 W=0 X=0 Y=0 Z=0

Consonant Total: 6 (42)
Vowel Total: 6 (33)
Grand Total: 3 (75)
Date Total: 11 (11)
Missing Number(s) are: 7 8
First letter is A
First vowel is A

Your Soul Number is SIX.

        Devoted, loving, and sympathetic, your life centers around the well-being of your family and those you love. A happy, harmonious personal life is what you value above all else. You will also find satisfaction in serving those in the outside world, becoming involved in the helping professions, in community service and affairs, or by giving generously of your time and help to your friends. You are protective, responsible, and conscientious towards those who depend upon you, and you are the ideal mother or father in many ways, though you can be too involved in the lives of your loved ones. Learn to allow family members the freedom and room to make their own choices and mistakes.

        You respond to beauty, and are gifted in the arts. Creating a beautiful garden or home is very satisfying to you.

        You are not aggressively ambitious, and prefer cooperation to competition. Easy-going and comfort-loving, you let others battle for personal glory and honor; you'd rather stay home!

Your Personality Number is SIX.

        People are naturally drawn to you for advice, counseling, comfort, and assistance, for you radiate a sympathetic and protective concern for the well-being of others. You seem motherly or fatherly, and you inspire confidence and trust. You have a helpful, understanding demeanor and you like to be of service.

        It is essential for you to be in harmonious surroundings that have a personal, loving touch. Even in your office or work place, you will create an environment that is warm, comfortable, and "homey".

        You tend to dress modestly and are not especially fashion conscious, though you do have an eye for what is appealing and harmonious. You often put your family or other people ahead of yourself, and you may neglect your personal appearance. Usually you have other priorities ahead of your wardrobe or personal adornment. You dress mainly for comfort, and exotic, dramatic, flamboyant styles are definitely not for you.

Your Destiny Number is THREE.

        Bringing beauty, color, happiness, and pleasure into the lives of others is your path in life. You possess a natural sense of harmonious rhythm which enables you to express yourself freely and fluently.

        Musical, artistic, or gifted with the spoken or written word, you should develop and refine your inherent creativity.

        Your sense of humor, cheerfulness, congeniality, and ability to make friends wherever you go are also wonderful assets which will aid you in whatever field you choose. Your friends, and even people who don't know you but who respond to your warmth and enthusiasm, are always ready to help you, and you find that life seems to be on your side, opportunities and benefits flow your way. Since you attract so much so easily, you may become averse to real effort and hard work, but you need to develop discipline and focus if your creative potentials are to blossom fully. Your love of romance, play, and pleasure are both advantages and disadvantages. It's great to know how to play and enjoy life, but try not to fritter away all your time.

Your Career Number is ELEVEN.

        You are suited for activities requiring clarity, decisiveness, leadership abilities, inventiveness, creative inspiration, intuitive insight, and courage.

        Careers and Vocations: Scientist, inventor, inspirational writer, lecturer, teacher, political activist, reformer, psychic, astrologer, philosopher, abstract thinker, artist, musician, iconoclast and innovator in any field, electronics, computer technology, psychic sciences.

Your Missing Number(s) are:

        SEVEN: Train yourself to probe deeply beneath the superficial appearances of things to discover the hidden aspects, the underlying reasons and causes, the deeper meanings. Find ways to become more introspective and trust the intuitive, nonrational, or mystical approach to life. Learn how to access and deal with your own inner feelings and deeper needs. Remember that a sense of faith can see you through everything.

        EIGHT: Try to develop an interest and an education in financial and legal matters to prevent mistakes with your finances. Learn how to manage time and resources more efficiently. Do you have a sense of what goals, both materially and spiritually, you would like to reach? Do you have ideas about how to start working toward them? If not, it's time to get practical. Educate yourself in the ways of the world, and you'll avoid making foolish decisions.

Your First Vowel is A.

        Your instinctive response to any situation is ACTION. You are decisive and bold, and you meet life head on. You think for yourself, you know what you want and you go after it directly. Impulsive and headstrong, it will take you many years before you learn to look before you leap. You have a sense of adventure and a willingness to try a new path.

        It is difficult for you to be still, to wait, or to allow situations to resolve themselves in their own time. You always want to DO something, get everything up front, resolve the problem. It is hard for you to live with ambivalence and uncertainty.

        You cannot be deceptive or hide your true thoughts and intentions very easily. You are generally unafraid of what other people think of you. You dare to be yourself. Often, in fact, you appear oblivious to the impact your actions have on other people, and you may seem arrogant.

Your First Initial is A.

        Impulsive, enthusiastic, dynamic and courageous, you dive head first into new ventures without a great deal of careful consideration or forethought.

        You have an abundance of energy, you live in the present, and you love action. It is difficult for you to wait for anything.

        You take initiative, are independent in your thinking, and are more of a leader than a follower. You are able to stand alone.

        You need to develop patience, a cooperative spirit, and the persistence to complete a project before moving on.

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:27:12 GMT

What a night

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Mon, 16 May 2005 02:31:14 GMT

Prom bombed as hell. The music stuck, they didn't play anything good, yes they play R&B and all the other crap. I'm still not use to that kind of music. So I decided to sneak over to Piper's Prom. They played better music and their decoration was much better. I started to dance with my friends over there, since i grow up with. I got to see my friends. It was a 2 in 1 deal. But I left because it wasn't my prom so I said goodbye to them. I had good timing because they were announcing the nomination. While they were starting the king and queen, the stairway to heaven fell on some kid's head. It was funny but sad to see how cheap the cardboard was. There was ups and downs. Hey, I got to dance next to a cute kid. And I pinch some guy's ass. Now, that was funny.

What lies behind your eyes?

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:35:00 GMT

In your eyes, people see shards of ice
everywhere... You are cold and distant, pushing
away people that love you and truely care for
you! You want to be able to reach out and love
them but... You can't for some reason... You're
just too.... You :P Underneath that cold
exterior lies a warm, happy soul that wants to
let loose and have fun! Your sanctuary would
probably be anywhere up high where you can look
down on life below you, like the roof of an
apartment building... Your eyes resemble a
saddened, crestfallen person seeking out
attention, but doesn't know how to handle it.
However, you do find comfort from your friends,
they're always there for you, and they know the
REAL you :) Even though you do seem rather
cold, you can be very protective over something
you truely believe in or love. Let go of that
"tough" rep and just be you! It's
impossible to live life without some fun and
love ^-^

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Who are you inside?

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:19:36 GMT

You are a water girl. You are flexable and very
nice. You are quiet so people who don't know
you think you are weird or just mean and high
and mighty like. You aren't though. You like
to have a good time and you also just like to
relax and just enjoy the stars.

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Bored

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Wed, 16 Feb 2005 13:23:53 GMT

Just begin bored.

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 19 Dec 2004 03:15:37 GMT

So, how many people are waiting for winter break. I know I am. No school, no teachers and no work. I just can't wait to get out of high school. About 5 months till graduation. I'm so ready for a new life, i'm just sick of this one. I want to thank chris for all his support and trying to be a friend. I'm not an open person. I've been hurt so many times, but there is nothing you can do to fit it.

Christmas Carols

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 02:46:37 GMT

Silent Night

Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright
round yon virgin mother and child,
Holy infant so tender and mild,
sleep in Heavenly peace!
sleep in Heavenly peace!

Silent night! Holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight;
glories stream from Heaven afar,
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia,
Christ, the Saviour, is born!
Christ, the Saviour, is born!

Silent night! Holy night!
Son of God, Love's pure light
radiant beams from Thy Holy face,
with the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord at Thy birth,
Jesus, Lord at Thy birth.

Silver Bells

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air
There's a feeling
of Christmas

Children laughing
People passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner
you'll hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day

Strings of street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush
Home with their treasures

Hear the snow crunch
See the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all this bustle
you'll hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day

Mary Did You Know?

Mary did you know
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?
Mary did you know
That your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
That your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that you've delivered
Will soon deliver you

Mary did you know
That your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary did you know
That your baby boy will calm the storm with his hand?
Did you know
That your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
And when you kiss your little baby
You've kissed the face of God

Mary did you know?
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb will speak
The praises of the Lamb

Mary did you know
That your baby boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary did you know
That your baby boy will one day rule the nations?
Did you know
That your baby boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
This sleeping child you're holding
Is the Great I Am

just another day

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 22:58:12 GMT

well, theres about 3 more football games left and soccer starting. i just love soccer. im so bored rite now, i play final fantasy 9.

My Life

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 19:35:23 GMT

1. Name: Adriana
2. Single or taken: Not Sure
3. Sex: Female
4. Bday: July 9th
5. Sign: Cancer
6. Siblings: Only one and he's older
7. Hair color: Black and brown , it depends on the sun
8. Eye color: dark brown
9. Height: 4'11" if im luckly

Re l a t i o n s h i p s
1. Who are your best friends?: Too many to name
2. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Didn't u ask that question before

Fa s h i o n | s t u f f
1. Where is your favorite place to shop?: The Mall

Sp e c i f i c s
1. Do you do drugs?: Not anymore
2. What kind of shampoo do you use?: I dont know
3. What are you most scared of?: Death, not knowing where im goin to end up
4. What are you listening to right now?: The radio
5. Who is the last person that called you?: Hash
6. Where do you want to get married?: I'm not getting married. If i do then somewhere far from florida.
7. How many buddies are online right now?: 7/129
8. What would you change about yourself?: I dont know

F A V O R I T E S
1. Color: Red, purple, blue, black
2. Food: Chinese and pizza
3. Boys names: Not havin kids
4. Girls names: See above.
5. Subjects in school: A lot of hard work
6. Animals: Dog, cat, rabbit, and lots of fishes

Ha v e | y o u | e v e r
1. Given anyone a bath?: Only when i babysit
2. Smoked?: I smoked cigs once and weed i stop
3. Bungee jumped?: I would love to
4. Made yourself throw up?: Hell no, plus i never throw in my life except when i was a baby
5. Skinny dipped?: Nope
6: Ever been in love?: Once and never again, i wont though that pain anymore. that y i dont let guy in
7. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
8. Pictured your crush naked?: I will never tell
9. Actually seen your crush naked?: I wish
10. Had sex: Yes more than once
11. Lied: Yes
12. Fallen for your best friend? No
13. Been rejected?: Never asked.
14. Rejected someone?: Yes
15. Used someone?: Never
16. Done something you regret?: There alot

Cu r r e n t
Cothes: Sports bra and pajama pants
Mke-up: Nope
Anoyance: Having to do hw
Smell: Nope
Favorite groups: Have many
Desktop picture: Sky blue
Book youre reading: Relic by douglas preston ang lincoln childs
Cd in player: Do i have to check
Dvd in player: AVP

La s t | p e r s o n
You touched: Sean
Hugged: Christian
You imed: Hash
You yelled at: Dont remember
You kissed: Wow its been a long time

Ar e | y o u
Understanding: Sometimes
Open-minded: Mostly
Arrogant: I dont think so
Insecure: See above
Interesting: Ask people
Random: Its raining
Hungry: Always
Smart: It depends
Hard working: Not all the times
Organized: What a fuuny ques
Healthy: of course
Shy: yea
Blunt: Not that i know of
Difficult: Sometimes
Attractive: I dont care about that
Bored easily: Oh, yea
Responsible: Depends
Obsessed: With who
Sad: Almost always.
Happy: Kinda
Hyper: Me?
Trustworthy: Yes
Talkative: Nope
Legal: Yep born in new york

W h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
Kill: No one...
Slap: No one
Talk to offline: No one really
Talk to online: Hash, christian, shari, sean, brianna, adriana g., arianna

R a n d o m
In the morning i am: In bed
All you need is: Sleep. and food.
Love is: Too painful
I dream about: Everything
Sexual orientation: ?
Race, or gender you are: Female, spanish

W h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
Coke or pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: Both
Tall or short?: Tall

O p p o s i t e | s e x
What do you notice first: Personality
Last person you slow danced with: So long ago
Worst question to ask: Did you fall from heaven?
Makes you laugh the most: Stupid People
Makes you smile: Dont know
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Just seeing them...
Who do you have a crush on: Im not telling

D o | y o u | e v e r
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: Never.
Save conversations: Why
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No
Wish you were younger: Nope only older
Cried because someone said something to you?: Yes..

N u m b e r
Of times i have had my heart broken: Once and never again
Of hearts i have broken: Not sure.
Of guys ive kissed: I lost count
Of girls ive kissed: I think 2
Of tight friends: About Five.
Of cds i own: 10
Of scars on my body: A few
Of things that i regret: Theres a lot

Y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: that knowledge may be power, but ignorance is bliss.
I want: To get sleep, and eliminate stress. and also to get rid of north dakota.
I have: no life
I wish: I knew how to handle everything.
I hate: Fake people
I fear: Death.
I hear: Everything
I search: For camolot
I wonder: What keep me awake
I regret: Everthing i do
I love: My family and friends
I believe: In angels, demons, witches, dragons, heaven, hell, ghosts, do u have to keep goin

F i n a l | q u e s t i o n s
1. Do you like fillings these out?:Sometimes
2. How many people are you sending this to?: None jusy goin to put it on my JL
3. Who will send it back?: ?
4. Least likely to send it back?: I dont know
5. Gold or silver: Both
6. What was the last film you saw at the movies?: Spider-man
7. Favorite cartoon/anime?: The simpsons and sailor moon
8. What did you have for breakfast this morning?: Bacon and eggs
10. Who would you love being locked in a room with?: Lex on smallville
11. Could you live without your computer?: Yes
12. Would you color your hair?: Yes
13. Could you ever get off the computer?: Yes
14. Habla espanol?: A little
15. How many people are on your buddy list?: 129
16. Drink alcohol?: Nope
17. Like watching sunrises or sunsets?: Both
18. What hurts the most?: Someone breaking your heart
19. Best words ever?: "No homework."

ohh what a friday

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:23:48 GMT

friday, i went to las olas to hang out with some of my friends. i really do anythin but just sit there. i almost got ran over by a guy riding a bike which he was kind of cute. met a lot of people from different schools. this one kid came over to me and ask me if i wanted to makeout with him. i had to turn him down. another kid came over to tell me he got bit by a girl he didnt know, he was pretty drunk and cute. i was drag to 7-11 twice by two set of different people. i will probably do it again hoping it will different.

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 19:03:52 GMT

i wish this day was a dream. It started good but then it sank. i can't believe what i just did. i just want to wake up from this nightmare. (screaming in my head) Can't change the past but can aviod the future.

E.N.

What a week this have turn out to be.

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:12:19 GMT

This has been the most gloomy week ever. First, I heard that my band teacher, Mr. Navarro, is leaving. He is going to the Marines to further educate himself on music. Then, I hear that my Drama teacher, Mr. Zembuch, is transferring to South Plantation. Some of the kids are saying that they are going to transfer too, just to have him as a teacher. Next year is going to be interesting. Their both like family to us. We have spent a lot of time with them. From having sleep-over band camp with Mr. Navarro or spending your whole spring break building set with Mr. Zembuch. I am happy for both of them because their going to experience new things. I wish them both good luck and I hope we keep in touch in the future.

good a long weekend

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sat, 29 May 2004 01:16:10 GMT

can't wait to catch up with sleep. been busy and i'm glad school is almost over. can't wait for summer to start.

So... yeah

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 02:47:28 GMT

so... i havent been up dating oh well. i got my report card early i did good. and people who read this i am NOT going out with christian.

well...

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Thu, 01 Apr 2004 02:47:20 GMT

most of my friends went to states, so i'm all alone. not really. their probably doing workshops right now or just eating in their rooms. i kind of miss them. oh well.

wow

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Mon, 23 Feb 2004 01:08:49 GMT

around 7:10 my mom told me to look in the kitchen. i saw a birthday cake. they are 7 months late and 5 months early, that's ok. i got a pair of jinco shorts, a digital camera, and a lab top. my brother ran in his room with my stuff. he gave it back tho. u r probably thinking y so late, well, they were going to celebrate when i came back from new york, but my brother got into trouble and they used the money to help him. i so happy.

men

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Fri, 20 Feb 2004 02:24:40 GMT

chello, i am so bored. need something to do.

Word of the day

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Tue, 10 Feb 2004 01:49:20 GMT

Cogent

DEFINITION:	convincing and well-reasoned
EXAMPLE:	Swayed by the cogent argument of the defense, the jury had no choice but to acquit the defendant.
SYNONYMS:	persuasive, solid, sound, telling, valid

wow what a day

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 00:25:31 GMT

this had been one hell of a day. it started good, i woke up at 6:30 because i was marching in the sistrunk parade. then we battle miramar high and that did not end well. our drummers and their drummers fought together about five time of course we won. but mr. navarro got mad and u should have seen him. so there is no more marching band this year. he doesn't even want to see us, unless we have his class. after the parade my mom ask me if i want to go to a bike show so i said yes. i was so bored. i guess u really have to be in the bikes. the only thing i like was the designs and the colors.

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:33:09 GMT

Your Inuyasha! You are a punk, you like to pick
fights and hate being in school, your grades
are slipping but you don't care, you are having
to much fun to actually do anything about it!

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This is me all the way

Quote for the day

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 15:48:46 GMT

And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of.

William Shakespeare

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE)

anna_0709@yahoo.com — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 01:56:53 GMT

"Boogie Woogie Wu"

"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came"

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu [2x]

[Violent J]
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em

"It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If you little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stumps motherfucker!!!"

[Violent J]
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave your head smack dab in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man

[Chorus (1x)]
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! ah! no!)

[Violent J]
"Does the Boogie Man really exist?"
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep and you wake up dead
With a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off
And then spit em out back in your face
Splat! Fuck, wash your feet bitch!

"The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
What the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up"

[Violent J]
I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm about it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it
"I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown
But when you see the juggla, your holding your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
They pull the axe out your face and say
"Was it the Boogie Man?"

[Chorus (1x)]

"Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stahhh... Boogie Woogie Woogie!"

"It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!"

[Violent J]
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all

[Chorus (1x)]